Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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