carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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