bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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