Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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