I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
