one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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