i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
false alarm, still single
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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