I only kidnapped one of them. chill
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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