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The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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