belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Randomize
