What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Randomize
