Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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