i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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