i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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