So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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