Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
