Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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