question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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