Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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