It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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