So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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