Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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