Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I just want nice things and good sex
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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