there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Shame is for Republicans.
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