I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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