I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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