and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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