if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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