I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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