Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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