Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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