Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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