After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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