even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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