She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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