Fine. I'll sleep in my office
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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