I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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