can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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