I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
