Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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