The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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