some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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