using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Randomize
