wakey wakey hands off snakey
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Success! We fucked roommates!
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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