my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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