You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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