normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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