He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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