My room smells like vodka and shame
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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