I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
4 words: hood of his car
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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