i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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